Hey, Skeletons have feelings too !
On a more serious note, this is an issue that we have been aware of for a long time now.
It's in the direct line of the Acheron Golem that masters pickpocket, the Lion that carries a sword (that some of you may recall from the really old versions of the game), or some Events that features the Chimera when it is clear that it couldn't do the horrible things that are described in the text.
There are fixes for that, but they are extremely time consuming for very little to virtually no enhancement on your side.
We chose not to prioritize that in favor of other things that we think you may like more ; and, let's face it, some (if not most) of them made us laugh so we chose to let them in the game for now.
If this is a very serious issue for most of you though, we could theorically do something about it.
In fact, I expect that we will change this at some point because there are some parts that we really do not like about this issue. It's just that I'm not seeing this happen in the closed beta phase of the game.